Wednesday, October 8, 2008

can't think of a title....

what I'll be putting down next is old, circulated millions of times over emails and sms but what the heck...I just love it!!

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the top most branch of the tree.

Now the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!!!

okay, here goes another one.....

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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